My Girlfriend asked me where exactly do I go to travel, where do I go have fun...
I said...
First of all...
I take no travel package deals, I make my own plans and I do my own research..

Secondly, I only go to places worth going to.
If I want to see naked women, I can do that in my own bathroom, and you're a whole lot more attractive too... lmao

If I want booze I can have that in my own kitchen...
I don't need somebody else to serve it to me.

Its not everyday that I get to see Cape Canaveral launch its rockets...
Its not everyday that get to be across the river listening to country music having chicken and beer... watching the rocket go up either.

Thirdly, if I walk out... and don't know any more than what I knew when I walked in.. and don't feel any better either....
It wasn't worth my time and money.

Fourth... If I'm just giving my money away and I don't have anything to show for it...
It wasn't worth my time and money.


I don't need to end up dead or in jail or broke to go have fun.

You want to go have a good time ? we'll go have a good time.
A good time, you want to or not ?

lol

So Then I suggest a European Cruise.



So then she asks me what kind of a Place is Carlos'n Charlies to be in ?

I said that it isn't about what kind of a place Carlos'n Charlies is on its own merits, its where they are located.

And the fact of the matter is, is that Carlos'n Charlies is a horrible place to be, because they're located in the worst places in the world.
Aruba, Cancun, Myrtle Beach, San Diego, Miami, you name it...

And the people that are in and around there, are looking for tourists to victimize.... so that they can blame the tourists and keep their own butts clean on paper.

If you want a vacation, North is the direction to travel in... Not South.

They got palm trees all over southern Europe, great place to be a tourist.. why ? because their economy is what they build... and not the tourism.

And the Arctic and Antarctic are also excellent tourist attractions too and people do go there too.


The next day....
Me and my girlfriend had another debate about a destination for a vacation...

She asked me where do these
"low class filthy ghetto rat pieces of skum that you describe, like to hang out ?

I told her that you named one of them yesterday...
Carlos'n Charlies.

There never is anything to do around those places...
Its just sand and water... combined with booze.
Its a place where the local street thugs hang out...
And a lot of murders happen in and around them.

They also hang out at Biker bars, Strip clubs, night clubs, anything basically ending with the word "club".

And stupid people get suckered into them thinking that they'll have a good time.

There is no kind of "club" that is worth going to...
I'm 29 years old, I've seen and heard it all.

I'm not some 14 year old, who don't wanna listen to daddy no Mo.. lol

I know how the world works and where the trouble is and where to find it, and the tropics are definitely the world's trouble source for vacation travelers.

So If you want to travel to somewhere...
Lets book a Hotel room in Britain or France.
Lets do a European cruise.

There is nothing in a 3rd world backwards toilet bowl...
It stands the reason that If they were such great places, that they would be the superpowers.
Yeah Well they're not.

And my days of letting myself be taken in by cheap advertisements, making hell look good on paper...
Are over.
Got it ?

She said... got it.



So I booked a European Cruise on Expedia.

All of which sounds suspiciously like a vailed advertisement for Expedia. You would think after after sharing all the worldly wisdom of a 29 year old they'd know that Expedia is probably one of the worst places to book a cruise or any travel for that matter.

Yeah and a cruise over Christmas will be filled with kids!

Very interesting first post on FT.

Now, if she is your girlfriend, how come she has to ask you "where exactly do I go to travel...?"

Heck of a first post. Welcome to FlyerTalk.

Please rewrite and repost when sober.

Someone had to say it.

It's a post and run anyways.

I couldn't figure out if it was drink or drugs that prompted this (WTH?) post.

! No need to repeat this nonsense!