View from the Back - Ask the Elites thread
#136
Join Date: Jun 2008
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I would like to know how elites would survive if all domestic aircraft had only one class - what would elites talk about? How would elites survive without upgrades? Without standbys? Without EUAs and without feeling gratification that you are sitting where others cannot? I flew in an SQ all business flight last year and I must say somehow it takes a buzz out of flying business because you all flying the same - no one is different, nothing to look forward to....
But then, my goal here is not to troll...
#137
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In fact, I hate that they call the programs "elite." I'd prefer something more self-depreciating like "sacrifices relationships with friends and family for work" or "spends more time in a metal tube than home, so we throw 'em a bone." It would help those that view "eliteness" with either confusion or disdain put things in a better context.
#138
Join Date: Nov 2008
Programs: CO PLAT
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I would like to know how elites would survive if all domestic aircraft had only one class - what would elites talk about? How would elites survive without upgrades? Without standbys? Without EUAs and without feeling gratification that you are sitting where others cannot? I flew in an SQ all business flight last year and I must say somehow it takes a buzz out of flying business because you all flying the same - no one is different, nothing to look forward to....
#139

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SAN
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As far as my coolest pilot created experience, it was on a DL flight last year SAN-ATL and shortly after take-off the pilot announced he would be dipping both sides of the plane to show everyone the pretty awesome sandstorm that was blowing across Imperial Valley. He gave each side a good solid 90 seconds too...
As far as irritating, I don't know if I just have good hearing but the pre-announcement "ding" always wakes me, or startles me if I'm already awake. Too bad I usually find the "things to see" announcements interesting leaving me in a quandary. Can't there just be talking with no ding?
For as short as the runway at SAN is, most of the landings here are pretty well done.
As far as irritating, I don't know if I just have good hearing but the pre-announcement "ding" always wakes me, or startles me if I'm already awake. Too bad I usually find the "things to see" announcements interesting leaving me in a quandary. Can't there just be talking with no ding?
For as short as the runway at SAN is, most of the landings here are pretty well done.
#140
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: IAH, LGA or EWR
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Back on page 1 of this thread I asked if you had any negative stories about pilots including bad landings. You guys have all been too nice so far, let's hear about the ugly side also! Anyone had their fillings knocked out? Is there a particular destination that you know ahead of time is going to be a pavement pounder? I know on the short fields (MDW, SNA, for example) I don't try real hard to grease it on just get on the pavement to start braking ASAP. Any pilot ever run over your toes with his roll aboard? Have you witnessed any rude behavior? I know we have a few "characters" working for us, there must be some stories.
My only major "negatives" about crew, in general, largely seem to center on the relative indifference some FAs have about conducting a smooth boarding process. Probably half or more cabin crews seem to get caught off-guard when the overheads fill up and then have to start checking bags. This is not to say they are necessarily lazy, though some are, but merely misguided. The cabin crew I had on Friday (1433) let a couple of passengers wander the aisles for easily five minutes trying to find places to shove rollaboards. While they were trying to be helpful (and presumably non-confrontational) to the two passengers in question, the net effect was still checked bags. Firm, but friendly, here goes a long way to making an on-time airline.
I also have a pet peeve about the FAs who are so adamant about not touching PAX bags that they stay out of the boarding process entirely, which also significant time. Conversely, the best cabin crew I've ever had managed to seat a full 738 that started boarding 10m late and were able to push 5m early. Unfortunately, I only managed to get one name for that particular set of folks to include in a letter.
#141
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Back on page 1 of this thread I asked if you had any negative stories about pilots including bad landings. You guys have all been too nice so far, let's hear about the ugly side also! Anyone had their fillings knocked out? Is there a particular destination that you know ahead of time is going to be a pavement pounder? I know on the short fields (MDW, SNA, for example) I don't try real hard to grease it on just get on the pavement to start braking ASAP. Any pilot ever run over your toes with his roll aboard? Have you witnessed any rude behavior? I know we have a few "characters" working for us, there must be some stories.
I also experienced a tailstrike as a passenger on a UA flight departing OMA.
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#142




Join Date: Apr 2005
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In fact, I hate that they call the programs "elite." I'd prefer something more self-depreciating like "sacrifices relationships with friends and family for work" or "spends more time in a metal tube than home, so we throw 'em a bone." It would help those that view "eliteness" with either confusion or disdain put things in a better context.
#143
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Have I had some bad flights? Sure, but if I focused on that instead of the positive I wouldn't be so excited to get back on the plane!
I did around 150,000 miles on Amtrak after my dad quit flying. That was enough to make me want to never take Amtrak again (I did once PHL-EWR a few years ago, but that was it). By far, flying is SO much better!
I did around 150,000 miles on Amtrak after my dad quit flying. That was enough to make me want to never take Amtrak again (I did once PHL-EWR a few years ago, but that was it). By far, flying is SO much better!
#144
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#145
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: BWI
Programs: *A, CO, DL, WN
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Sorry - I should have qualified - It was during boarding! (It was the hat thing that got my attention). It would have been super cool but against a whole bunch of rules (as we know and have been reminded
...... I read the thread 
) during the flight.
PS - thats why I used to love the old Beech 1900's pre 9/11 more often than not the guys up front would leave the door open. I would always get seat 1A so I could watch them work. Much more fun for us afficionados than Microsoft flight simulator!
...... I read the thread 
) during the flight.PS - thats why I used to love the old Beech 1900's pre 9/11 more often than not the guys up front would leave the door open. I would always get seat 1A so I could watch them work. Much more fun for us afficionados than Microsoft flight simulator!
I was shocked at first but it's definitely cool to see.
#147
Join Date: Oct 2007
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#149
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Also interesting is that the B1900s are small enough that they do not have to operate under the crazy TSA rules. They generally do to facilitate the connections for passengers, but they do not have to based on their size.

