What Can We Do?
#31
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 53
"9) Recognize the Gordon and the rest of CO management ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS! Be skeptical about the weekly voice mails, etc. Most (but not all IMO) of what Gordo tells you about how great CO is from all its competitors is bunk. CO is NOT the best airline in the history of humanity. All in all, not bad, but not nearly what Gordon would have you believe."
Yea, that would be great. A weekly voice mail telling all emmployees how below average they are and that they work for a mediocre airline. What a motivator! Your personal opinion of Gordon notwithstanding, a good leader never lets an opportunity to praise employees, their work or the company they work for go by. Gordon is pretty free with his praise for all of CALs employees and I don't think they are empty words. Prada is exhibiting just the kind of go get 'em spirit that is valued by Gordon and the management team. As to inflight experiences, I would echo the sentiment about hiding out in the galley during the flight--please don't.
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Yea, that would be great. A weekly voice mail telling all emmployees how below average they are and that they work for a mediocre airline. What a motivator! Your personal opinion of Gordon notwithstanding, a good leader never lets an opportunity to praise employees, their work or the company they work for go by. Gordon is pretty free with his praise for all of CALs employees and I don't think they are empty words. Prada is exhibiting just the kind of go get 'em spirit that is valued by Gordon and the management team. As to inflight experiences, I would echo the sentiment about hiding out in the galley during the flight--please don't.
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#32


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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by PradaFA:
iah-plat - I can't help you with your problems with Express, because a totally different operation. But your other suggestions were noted</font>
iah-plat - I can't help you with your problems with Express, because a totally different operation. But your other suggestions were noted</font>

- HF
#33




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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by wldtrvlr:
PradaFA,
I think this has mostly been on NW, but it may have happen on CO some, but I think serving the pre-flight drink in first is something that should be a high priority. I have been on several flights where it was not done.
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PradaFA,
I think this has mostly been on NW, but it may have happen on CO some, but I think serving the pre-flight drink in first is something that should be a high priority. I have been on several flights where it was not done.
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#34




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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by PARSpro:
If cattle prods were issued as part of an airline employee's uniform, they might be able to control the crowd that gathers around the gate even before the boarding process is announced.
Announcements are made that First Class, Elites, those in exit rows will board first, then the main cabin from the rear of the aircraft forward.
The gate staff can really do nothing more than ask for everyone's cooperation. As you're well-aware, however, no one listens to the announcements being made over the PA.</font>
If cattle prods were issued as part of an airline employee's uniform, they might be able to control the crowd that gathers around the gate even before the boarding process is announced.
Announcements are made that First Class, Elites, those in exit rows will board first, then the main cabin from the rear of the aircraft forward.
The gate staff can really do nothing more than ask for everyone's cooperation. As you're well-aware, however, no one listens to the announcements being made over the PA.</font>
It's not just the folks from steerage crowding the gates. Normally the GA calls for people with children and those needing extra time or assistance in boarding, then the FC/elite pax. Last week in BUF I was standing back a bit as I saw at least 3 families traveling with infants ranging in age from a couple months to a year or so, and wanted to give them plenty of room. The GA calls for them, and immediately what appears to be the ENTIRE first class cabin jumps up and heads for the gate. I reluctantly got in line at the end, and these poor families were boarding with the rest of coach when their rows were called.... sometimes the FC cabin thinks they're the only ones on board...
#35


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Thank you for asking Prada.
Chatting in the galley (especially on transcons and int'l) is my only real complaint.
If you ever run into CO management, thank them for turning around your airline so that you even have a job. From what I have heard, CO could cut many more FA's without any problem but has not since immediately following 9/11 (unlike almost EVERY OTHER network carrier who has had multiple cuts). I would guess that they would have to make a cut sooner or later, but it seems that they dont want to unless they absolutely have to and that is admirable. Also...I wouldnt listen to all these guys who want to trash CO mgt. Remember that a significant percentage of these posters on FT don't think you deserve to fly non-rev and if they were your boss would have taken that benefit from you long ago.
A completely unneeded low blow by Randy's favorite FTer??? A bit harsh I would say. I nearly fell out of my chair b/c you didnt find a way to insult CO in the post! Congrats NJ. JeremyZ, nevermind David's antics. You have posted more original, well thought out messages in the past month than David has in the past year.
Chatting in the galley (especially on transcons and int'l) is my only real complaint.
If you ever run into CO management, thank them for turning around your airline so that you even have a job. From what I have heard, CO could cut many more FA's without any problem but has not since immediately following 9/11 (unlike almost EVERY OTHER network carrier who has had multiple cuts). I would guess that they would have to make a cut sooner or later, but it seems that they dont want to unless they absolutely have to and that is admirable. Also...I wouldnt listen to all these guys who want to trash CO mgt. Remember that a significant percentage of these posters on FT don't think you deserve to fly non-rev and if they were your boss would have taken that benefit from you long ago.
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by NJDavid:
Taken from the CO forum's latest expert in obnoxious posts and insulting, cowardly private e-mails.
Feel free to ride the extended range RJs coast to coast if you like, I and my firm's travel dollars will be on another carrier.
And try to get your insults to graduate at least to high school level. The last "fat" joke I heard in junior high left the last person who said it bloody. He learned what the ratio of bone and muscle in a healthy American male could be used for. Maybe read the NY Times or Newsweek or something - it'd do wonders for you.
And there's no need to e-mail me additional insults. The ones you've sent me and others are quite sufficent, thanks. I won't be replying to them.
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Taken from the CO forum's latest expert in obnoxious posts and insulting, cowardly private e-mails.
Feel free to ride the extended range RJs coast to coast if you like, I and my firm's travel dollars will be on another carrier.
And try to get your insults to graduate at least to high school level. The last "fat" joke I heard in junior high left the last person who said it bloody. He learned what the ratio of bone and muscle in a healthy American male could be used for. Maybe read the NY Times or Newsweek or something - it'd do wonders for you.
And there's no need to e-mail me additional insults. The ones you've sent me and others are quite sufficent, thanks. I won't be replying to them.
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#36
Join Date: Apr 2000
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by HobokenFlyer:
What am I? Chopped Liver? My suggestion not worth noting?
- HF</font>
What am I? Chopped Liver? My suggestion not worth noting?

- HF</font>
Ever tried using an eye shade? Works just fine for me!
#37


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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by IAH_FLYER:
Ever tried using an eye shade? Works just fine for me!</font>
Ever tried using an eye shade? Works just fine for me!</font>
- HF
#38
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Hoboken -
didn't mean to neglect you. I usually turn down the lights on night flights - can't stand an illuminated cabin. But I've never thought to ask pax to lower the window shade - unless a movie is playing. But I'll remeber that next time I'm doing a red eye (I usually try to avoid those at all cost)
I must also have a big head, because eye mask are so uncomfortable. They need to be really tight around your head, in order to prevent any light from coming in or slipping off.
didn't mean to neglect you. I usually turn down the lights on night flights - can't stand an illuminated cabin. But I've never thought to ask pax to lower the window shade - unless a movie is playing. But I'll remeber that next time I'm doing a red eye (I usually try to avoid those at all cost)
I must also have a big head, because eye mask are so uncomfortable. They need to be really tight around your head, in order to prevent any light from coming in or slipping off.
#39
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by JeremyZ:
For people of *most* body types, three hours in a coach seat is no physiological problem. . . . </font>
For people of *most* body types, three hours in a coach seat is no physiological problem. . . . </font>
#40




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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by taucher:
Oh, has the Earth been overrun by dwarves?!?! I must have missed the memo.
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Oh, has the Earth been overrun by dwarves?!?! I must have missed the memo.
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Okay - that was funny. But, seriously, a 31" pitch on CO = 31" pitch on DL or NW or UA. If there was any real physical risk from the plane seat on a three hour flight, we'd have thousands of lawsuits against all the airlines.
I was responding to someone's idea that "no human should be allowed to endure [a CO coach seat] for three hours." Point is, that airline coach seats may be small, but certainly w/in the physical tolerances of the vast majority of travelers. However, if there's the rare exception that can't fit in the coach seat without damaging himself, it may be wise to consider another form of transport that doesn't have a 31" pitch.
#41
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Prada, kudos for asking such a question. Since you did ask, two things spring to mind:
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1) Incessant announcements on redeyes. I'm tired, I want to fall asleep, and I couldn't care less where the cabin crew's based, nor what their names are, nor the local time at destination, nor whether or what the wretched movie will be, nor what a wonderful opportunity to earn practically worthless OP miles this is.
I understand that certain announcements have to be made, but please keep it to an absolute minimum....and not at maximum volume, either. I can still hear it distinctly through earplugs.
In a similar vein, I wish there were a way to mute the idiot pilot who insists on giving us the flight crew's names, their personal histories, our cruising altitude, and which fascinating landmarks we will overfly in the dark.
Ditch the useless blather; just let us sleep. And, yes, I understand there's more than a touch of sadism involved.
2. If at all possible, give Y pax a chance to go to the lavatories before beginning cart service. Before anyone helpfully suggests going before boarding, spare me. Delayed inbound flights, extremely short connections, and the need to stay hydrated to avoid illness often conspire to make such stops impossible.
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Thanks for the feedback opportunity!

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1) Incessant announcements on redeyes. I'm tired, I want to fall asleep, and I couldn't care less where the cabin crew's based, nor what their names are, nor the local time at destination, nor whether or what the wretched movie will be, nor what a wonderful opportunity to earn practically worthless OP miles this is.
I understand that certain announcements have to be made, but please keep it to an absolute minimum....and not at maximum volume, either. I can still hear it distinctly through earplugs.
In a similar vein, I wish there were a way to mute the idiot pilot who insists on giving us the flight crew's names, their personal histories, our cruising altitude, and which fascinating landmarks we will overfly in the dark.

Ditch the useless blather; just let us sleep. And, yes, I understand there's more than a touch of sadism involved.
2. If at all possible, give Y pax a chance to go to the lavatories before beginning cart service. Before anyone helpfully suggests going before boarding, spare me. Delayed inbound flights, extremely short connections, and the need to stay hydrated to avoid illness often conspire to make such stops impossible.
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Thanks for the feedback opportunity!

#42
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by JeremyZ:

Okay - that was funny. But, seriously, a 31" pitch on CO = 31" pitch on DL or NW or UA. If there was any real physical risk from the plane seat on a three hour flight, we'd have thousands of lawsuits against all the airlines.
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Okay - that was funny. But, seriously, a 31" pitch on CO = 31" pitch on DL or NW or UA. If there was any real physical risk from the plane seat on a three hour flight, we'd have thousands of lawsuits against all the airlines.
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I manage by avoiding CRJs like the plague and requesting bulkheads or aisles on mainline. On ERJs I always try for an A seat, where I can pop the armrest and stretch out into the aisleway.
#43
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Posts: 44
Regarding pre-departure, I've heard comments from the non-elite FA's that they aren't on the clock till the door shuts; so we should be happy they let us board. But most of the time I do get Pre-departures, but more often on NW, than on CO lately. I understand the reason when the ship is catered late etc, or it's a quick turn. But when the FA's are busy standing there, doing nothing, except poorly reading the boarding announcements, no children this row etc, its annoying.
I also echo the video system comment. I have "saved the day" many times on transcon flights when Shaniqua can't figure out how to run the video system. I've thought of posting instructions for all elite's to see in case you get stuck with screens down and no video. Or an airshow showing you are still over IAH with 2:35 to go, when you are landing in PHX.
I encourage all flyers to call We could care sometimes, and report the bad, AND THE GOOD FA's. I always make a note in my PDA with the names, and how well they perform. Sometimes, We care 2 people are suprised I'm taking the time to call and say everything was fine, including _____.
Not sure if it's helping, but I figure it's better than just complaining.
I also echo the video system comment. I have "saved the day" many times on transcon flights when Shaniqua can't figure out how to run the video system. I've thought of posting instructions for all elite's to see in case you get stuck with screens down and no video. Or an airshow showing you are still over IAH with 2:35 to go, when you are landing in PHX.
I encourage all flyers to call We could care sometimes, and report the bad, AND THE GOOD FA's. I always make a note in my PDA with the names, and how well they perform. Sometimes, We care 2 people are suprised I'm taking the time to call and say everything was fine, including _____.
Not sure if it's helping, but I figure it's better than just complaining.
#44


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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by SkyyGuy:
I've thought of posting instructions for all elite's to see in case you get stuck with screens down and no video. Or an airshow showing you are still over IAH with 2:35 to go, when you are landing in PHX.
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I've thought of posting instructions for all elite's to see in case you get stuck with screens down and no video. Or an airshow showing you are still over IAH with 2:35 to go, when you are landing in PHX.
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Also, I would say the FA's/crew have to know how to turn on and operate the EMPOWER ports on the 777s/767s; especially BEFORE takeoff. Half of the flights I have been on the green lights were off and they couldn't turn them on. If someone from maintenance knows how to fix them before takeoff that would be appreciated.
- HF
#45
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 260
Since you fly out of EWR, if you were on the MCO run (two flights a week for me) for any length of time in the FC cabin over the past one and a half years, I would like to say "Thank you" for the great service. I know your service was great because the service has been great each and every time, with only ONE exception during this entire time (and based on the law of averages, I am presuming that that was not you)....THANK YOU.

