You mean that you're a low life, dirty schmeg??!!* I hate SAE so much that I almost passed on my new school when I discovered that the mascot is a lion Enjoy your redneck, confederate lovin' fraternity.

Here's to me in my sober mood
When I ramble, sit and think
Here's to me in my drunken mood
When I gamble, sin and drink

But when my fraternity days are over
And from this world I pass
I hope they bury me upside down
So the SCHMEGS can kiss my @ss.

*Note: in recent years there has been an attempt by members of Sigma Alpha Epsilon to assign the term "schmeg" to the brothers of Sigma Chi. While I have no feelings for Sigma Chi, I feel that it's important to note that the true schmegs are the boys of SAE

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Ahhh, that was fun

It's been 16 years since I got a few anti-SAE cheap shots - especially the confederate blows, that always ticked them off.

LONG LIVE TAU KAPPA EPSILON - The only real greek is a TEKE!

O.K., now I shall return to pretending like I'm actually a mature adult...

Wow. So why is SAE a confederate lovin fraternity? Is it because we were founded in Alabama, in the south? If so, then there are a lot of fraternities and sororities that are confederate lovers too.

Why don't you like SAE? I'm glad to see that TEKE promotes overall Greek togetherness like SAE is trying to promote.

You do know that I was just bustin' your chops, right? At my first school, SAE and TKE were two of the largest fraternity houses, so we were constantly playing jokes on each other - stealing mailboxes, the lions, the TKE triangle (about 20 feet tall), spraypainting "love notes" in the driveway, helping each other "misplace" items during rush week, etc., etc., etc... then we would all meet up at the local bar later that night and laugh about it (while swapping fake I.D.'s).

You must have fun with this stuff, or, well... it's not fun

P.S.: Before the Internet (1989), we would assign pledges to research dirt on the other fraternities, then use the bullhorn during Greek Week to announce our findings.

My brother's best friend used to have the CA license plate "SAC TKE" until he moved to New Hampshire/vermont for work and registered his car there.

Yeah, I know.

We did a raid on one of the sorority houses here last week. We took everything expect underwear ( ). When they got home all of their furniture was turned upside down, they were missing pictures and food; basically, if it wasn't extremely expensive or important we took it. The next night we gave it back to them, then went to a bar across the street and bought the girls some drinks.

Back in my day, we took nothing but the underwear...

As a very proud Pike let me just say that right now is a very exciting time to be a Pike. We are in the process of changing a lot of things internationally and are working on changing our whole image in the Greek world. My chapter is on the forefront of this as was I before I graduated.

P.S. The SAEs at GW are

So you're a SLAG, huh?

Scholars
Leaders
Athletes
Gentlemen

I wish that I could say that I did more for the athlete part but oh well