William Shatner's pants fall down at LAX

Old Jun 28, 2012, 1:05 pm
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William Shatner's pants fall down at LAX

We still don't know if he wears boxers or briefs:
http://www.torontosun.com/2012/06/28...-at-la-airport
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 1:06 pm
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Rumor has it he was trying to impress a green slave girl standing nearby, but Shatner's underpants didn't phaser.

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Old Jun 28, 2012, 1:20 pm
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a tailor!
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 2:09 pm
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Another instance of down right stupidity.

Don't worry about *real* threats. Let's shake down Shattner.
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 2:34 pm
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now the shat will hit the fan.
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 3:55 pm
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Maybe he saw a man on the wing and forgot to hold his pants up.
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 5:02 pm
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 5:03 pm
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" Those Vulcan loose pants ! "
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 5:14 pm
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 5:38 pm
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"Our five year TSA Mission: To boldly show what no starship Captain has shown before."
Try not to look at the Captain's Log.....
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 9:55 pm
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This is not funny.

He didn't do anything to deserve this. He's an old man. Poor guy.

I guess the TSA don't watch Star Trek?
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 11:01 pm
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Originally Posted by IslandBased
Try not to look at the Captain's Log.....
ROFL ^^^
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 11:03 pm
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Old Jun 28, 2012, 11:20 pm
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Old Jun 29, 2012, 12:23 am
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Originally Posted by mules
We still don't know if he wears boxers or briefs:
http://www.torontosun.com/2012/06/28...-at-la-airport
Hey! I know the guy who hosted for Rescue 911 back in 1988 through 1993. I remember that I watch the Rescue 911 since I was teenager. I remember that I watch the show all of the time.
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