AIT Gumby software doesn't know what a turtleneck is...
Dec 4, 2011, 6:10 am
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AIT Gumby software doesn't know what a turtleneck is...
At least in ABQ, apparently, which resulted in a half-*** grope/grab/squeeze of the right side of my neck this morning.
How many billions of dollars have been spent on these machines again??
How many billions of dollars have been spent on these machines again??
Last edited by scoow; Dec 4, 2011 at 5:56 pm Reason: edit/clarify title
Dec 4, 2011, 9:58 am
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Dec 4, 2011, 11:17 am
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I may have come across the same guy.
One of ABQ's finest mental giants rubbed the bottom of each of my feet four times (both feet rubbed twice after screeing my back and repeated the same thing after he patted-down my front side) for a grand total of 8 rather creepy rubbies.
This isn't about security or even security theater. I think you got a jerk and I got was a perve.
Easy now. At least the pat-downs aren't that bad, YET.
One of ABQ's finest mental giants rubbed the bottom of each of my feet four times (both feet rubbed twice after screeing my back and repeated the same thing after he patted-down my front side) for a grand total of 8 rather creepy rubbies.
This isn't about security or even security theater. I think you got a jerk and I got was a perve.
Easy now. At least the pat-downs aren't that bad, YET.
Dec 4, 2011, 1:49 pm
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I may have come across the same guy.
One of ABQ's finest mental giants rubbed the bottom of each of my feet four times (both feet rubbed twice after screeing my back and repeated the same thing after he patted-down my front side) for a grand total of 8 rather creepy rubbies.
This isn't about security or even security theater. I think you got a jerk and I got was a perve.
One of ABQ's finest mental giants rubbed the bottom of each of my feet four times (both feet rubbed twice after screeing my back and repeated the same thing after he patted-down my front side) for a grand total of 8 rather creepy rubbies.
This isn't about security or even security theater. I think you got a jerk and I got was a perve.
Dec 4, 2011, 8:02 pm
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Actually, I was referring to the gumby image from the 'new' software the scanners @ ABQ have & it apparently couldn't figure out what a turtleneck is-I have no idea how or why someone decided I was referring to the human screener, since there have been multiple posts about the 'gumby' image since the new software came out.
The fact that the AIT can’t resolve a turtleneck (the equipment can’t detect anything)—combined with the fact that the check was pathetic (the person isn’t going to detect anything)—shows the whole scanner concept is flawed.