Top 10 Tales of TSA Tomfoolery
Jul 26, 2011, 7:50 am
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Top 10 Tales of TSA Tomfoolery
Jul 26, 2011, 9:19 am
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I'm unsurprised by #8. After all, an agency that would force a four-year-old to remove his leg braces and hobble through the checkpoint wouldn't even blink at making a woman remove an ankle brace.
Jul 26, 2011, 9:58 am
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More evidence that the mass media is repositioning TSA from heroic protectors to ship of fools. The meta-narrative is steadily changing. It's all good.
Jul 26, 2011, 10:06 am
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I had also heard of most of these except #8. To make somebody remove a brace and walk without it is dumb, but nothing surprises me anymore. On a similar note, when I flew with a cast on my hand last year, I had some of the best checkpoint experiences in a long time. The TSA would swab my cast after the WTMD and I would be on my way. My cast was definitely not removable though.
Jul 26, 2011, 1:21 pm
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Why should this list stop at 10? I'm sure there's "just a few more" 
Jul 26, 2011, 1:25 pm
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My 70 YO mom got held up at PHX because of a knee brace that she wears. She's the easy going sort so just took it off for inspection but she doesn't need it to walk either, it just makes it easier for her. I can't imagine if she had needed the brace BADLY and they were still insistent on her taking if off.
Jul 26, 2011, 2:18 pm
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My 70 YO mom got held up at PHX because of a knee brace that she wears. She's the easy going sort so just took it off for inspection but she doesn't need it to walk either, it just makes it easier for her. I can't imagine if she had needed the brace BADLY and they were still insistent on her taking if off.
Security Officers will not ask nor require you to remove your prosthetic device, cast, or support brace.
During the screening process, please do not remove or offer to remove your prosthetic device.
During the screening process, please do not remove or offer to remove your prosthetic device.
Jul 26, 2011, 2:31 pm
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From this page on the TSA website under Prosthetic Devices, Casts, And Body Braces:
Without going through some books, I think it is fair to say that the TSA, and by association, the DHS, is the most ridiculous, offending and stupid agency ever contrived in the US. By a very large margin.
Jul 26, 2011, 2:35 pm
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From this page on the TSA website under Prosthetic Devices, Casts, And Body Braces:
Security Officers will not ask nor require you to remove your prosthetic device, cast, or support brace.
During the screening process, please do not remove or offer to remove your prosthetic device.
During the screening process, please do not remove or offer to remove your prosthetic device.
Jul 26, 2011, 2:57 pm
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I guess the clerks in CLT didn't get the memo.
They just can't read.
Jul 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
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Whether they got the memo or can read is immaterial; they don't want YOU deciding whether you are going to wear your knee brace, use your wheelchair, or leave your prosthesis in place. The problem is YOU, not them.
Hope that clears things up.
Hope that clears things up.
Jul 26, 2011, 4:07 pm
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From this page on the TSA website under Prosthetic Devices, Casts, And Body Braces:
Security Officers will not ask nor require you to remove your prosthetic device, cast, or support brace.
During the screening process, please do not remove or offer to remove your prosthetic device.
During the screening process, please do not remove or offer to remove your prosthetic device.
