Viagra + Scope&Grope = WIN
Jul 21, 2011, 3:28 am
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Jul 21, 2011, 3:46 am
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A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.
And as if he would have to go through 4 times to get a pat down... in real life, they would've brawled to see who could conduct the pat down.
Jul 21, 2011, 3:50 am
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Yeah the "raging" bit caught my attention, but I just figured that journalistic standards are so low these days...
I think this part really clued me in
I think this part really clued me in
Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”
Jul 21, 2011, 7:45 am
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zug.com's John Hargrave did an experiment this past spring:
http://www.zug.com/live/87118/The-Vi...xperiment.html
http://www.zug.com/live/87118/The-Vi...xperiment.html
Jul 21, 2011, 10:25 am
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Personally, I believe the WSJ/NYT should have Page 3 girls. American journalism needs a good shaking up...
Jul 21, 2011, 3:02 pm
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My imagination's good, but not that good. As soon as I see the giant man a$$ coming towards me to do a rubdown, game over.
Jul 22, 2011, 3:47 pm
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The funny/sad thing is, after reading some UK tabloids over the years, there are periodicals out there that this has a high probabilty of actually making "print", as sincere journalism.
Personally, I believe the WSJ/NYT should have Page 3 girls. American journalism needs a good shaking up...
Personally, I believe the WSJ/NYT should have Page 3 girls. American journalism needs a good shaking up...
