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Originally Posted by HIDDY
(Post 10460577)
unless the females have more important things on their minds rather than gorging on the free grub and drink. Like shopping for instance......BAA loves women.
Passes through T5 at least once a week and rarely uses the lounge. How do I know :confused: The credit card bill.... Its like she thinks we can get more BA miles by spending at BAA. I keep telling her there's an extra A, but that's still not stopped her... :o |
Originally Posted by The _Banking_Scot
(Post 10460429)
Hi,
Why do not go into the general area ( outside the lounge) and invite a woman in!!:D ( problem partially solved) TBS |
Originally Posted by KenJohn
(Post 10460684)
Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry8700/4.1.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/125)
As one who bats for the other team, can I say we have standards. It is quality not the quantity that matters. The quality is often lacking in the lounge and guys do not tend to show a lot of leg. As for legs... I think a well-cut suit or jeans that fit well is fab^ A bit of chest with 3 shirt buttons open doesn't hurt either!^^ BEST eye candy I ever saw at an airport was at SFO when these two LH F pax (they exuded this unmistakable 'west indian' air) in suits so sharp you can cut diamonds with them strolled by on their way to the gate. EVERYONE - m and f - in my queue turned and stared I kid you not. As for the crew... ORD is a great place to glimpse some smoking (fig.!) pilots (usually the first officer as far as I noticed). In the cabin we check the f/a's out too... how some of them strut up and down the aisle!:eek::D |
Originally Posted by Genius1
(Post 10461429)
On a more important note, I'm wondering why the OP is in Galleries Club North when he could be in Galleries First due to Gold status... :D
I must admit, 5mins before leaving the lounge, this hot little thing with two legs and a skirt only slightly longer than my boxer shorts came and sat down diagonally across from me. I was able to close my eyes for a moment and picture a scene which brought more than a smile to me during my flight. :D Right, heading into Edinburgh now to see if there's any talent hidden around the castle.:p |
Originally Posted by TLardner
(Post 10460626)
I'll be there!!! Any more ID clues??? Red rose in your buttonhole?
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Originally Posted by Smirnoff
(Post 10460966)
That doesn't seem to stop the average crewmember checking out every single
passenger (of desired gender) on the plane. Starting at the front, and working back, aisle by aisle. And then coming back up to the front, for a second look. And then sending a crewmate up, to give a second opinion. Don't think we don't notice. ;) Out of interest, what's everyone else's experience? I find that BA crews flirt less than other airlines. |
Originally Posted by HIDDY
(Post 10462224)
I suspect the dialogue goes something like this....
FA1 - "I see we've got that Smirnoff bloke on board, you know him from Flyertalk." FA2 - Oh him, where's he sitting? FA1 - In his usual place, 1C FA2 - Look after me trolley love till I go and get a look at him,I'm dying to see what he looks like. FA1 - Yeah no bother, but don't make it look too obvious will you. FA2 - Don't worry, I'll pretend to ask him about his special meal................................... FA1 - Well.....did you see him? FA2 - Yeah!! FA1 - And? FA2 - He's not what I expected!! FA1 - And what were you expecting? FA2 - I don't really know...somebody fatter and maturer I think. FA1 - Fatter and maturer?....You make it sound as if you were expecting to see a Vietnamese potbelly pig. FA2 - Plus....he's a bit odd FA1 - What do you mean a bit odd? FA2 - Well, when I asked him if he wanted the special meal he said...Oh yes I'll have the usual dollop of unidentifiable goo please. FA1 - Ah yes......that's him alright, always the joker. FA2 - There's something else strange about him. FA1 - Really? FA2 - Yes FA1 - Well, go on tell me then. FA2 - He said he was rather disappointed that the shaky armrest had been fixed and the wet floor was no more as he had got a fair bit of mileage out of telling that story...........Oh, and before I left he asked me if I knew what his CIV score was. FA1 - Is he on about that again I only told him last week...so did you tell him? FA2 - I told him I didn't know anything about football results. FA1 - Oh my God :rolleyes: That'll be in Flyertalk tomorrow.....you'll see. FA3 - I see that Smirnoff bloke is in 1C? FA1+2 - Yeah we know, what's he up to now? FA3 - He says he wants a kiss and a cuddle from us all on the way out and he's not leaving till we give it him. FA1+2 - :rolleyes::rolleyes: Bet Smirny's not speaking to you now HIDDY ;) |
Originally Posted by HIDDY
(Post 10462224)
I suspect the dialogue goes something like this....
FA1 - "I see we've got that Smirnoff bloke on board, you know him from Flyertalk." FA2 - Oh him, where's he sitting? FA1 - In his usual place, 1C FA2 - Look after me trolley love till I go and get a look at him,I'm dying to see what he looks like. FA1 - Yeah no bother, but don't make it look too obvious will you. FA2 - Don't worry, I'll pretend to ask him about his special meal................................... FA1 - Well.....did you see him? FA2 - Yeah!! FA1 - And? FA2 - He's not what I expected!! FA1 - And what were you expecting? FA2 - I don't really know...somebody fatter and maturer I think. FA1 - Fatter and maturer?....You make it sound as if you were expecting to see a Vietnamese potbelly pig. FA2 - Plus....he's a bit odd FA1 - What do you mean a bit odd? FA2 - Well, when I asked him if he wanted the special meal he said...Oh yes I'll have the usual dollop of unidentifiable goo please. FA1 - Ah yes......that's him alright, always the joker. FA2 - There's something else strange about him. FA1 - Really? FA2 - Yes FA1 - Well, go on tell me then. FA2 - He said he was rather disappointed that the shaky armrest had been fixed and the wet floor was no more as he had got a fair bit of mileage out of telling that story...........Oh, and before I left he asked me if I knew what his CIV score was. FA1 - Is he on about that again I only told him last week...so did you tell him? FA2 - I told him I didn't know anything about football results. FA1 - Oh my God :rolleyes: That'll be in Flyertalk tomorrow.....you'll see. FA3 - I see that Smirnoff bloke is in 1C? FA1+2 - Yeah we know, what's he up to now? FA3 - He says he wants a kiss and a cuddle from us all on the way out and he's not leaving till we give it him. FA1+2 - :rolleyes::rolleyes: |
Originally Posted by irmster
(Post 10460573)
and some of them would probably be happy to put on a little frock if you asked them nicely - problem solved.
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