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Mar 28, 2007, 8:19 am
#91
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Location: Earth
Programs: Proud owner of 3 Mucci's (yes, 3!) the latest being Chevaliere des Bains Chauds, BA Silver (6 yrs)
Posts: 10,985
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
And to think yesterday I thought Pucci should make you a Mucci.
Mar 28, 2007, 8:24 am
#92
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Egham, Surrey, UK
Programs: Mucci Champion des Champions, BAG4L, *A Gold, HH DIA, Hyatt Explorist, Hertz Gold, Avis President
Posts: 3,416
Mar 28, 2007, 8:28 am
#93
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Location: Earth
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Posts: 10,985
Mar 28, 2007, 8:31 am
#94
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Egham, Surrey, UK
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Posts: 3,416
Mar 28, 2007, 8:33 am
#95
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: in a cabin
Posts: 6,523
Don't judge me by those jokes 
My intentions are not bad. I very much appreciate men and women are different. The world would be a boring place if men and women where the same, right? We complete each other, without men and woman there is no 'us'. I for one believe aiming for 'us' instead of 'me and you' is the purpose of life, and the ultimate sign of love 
My intentions are not bad. I very much appreciate men and women are different. The world would be a boring place if men and women where the same, right? We complete each other, without men and woman there is no 'us'. I for one believe aiming for 'us' instead of 'me and you' is the purpose of life, and the ultimate sign of love
Mar 28, 2007, 8:43 am
#96
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Don't judge me by those jokes My intentions are not bad. I very much appreciate men and women are different. The world would be a boring place if men and women where the same, right? We complete each other, without men and woman there is no 'us'. I for one believe aiming for 'us' instead of 'me and you' is the purpose of life, and the ultimate sign of love
My intentions are not bad. I very much appreciate men and women are different. The world would be a boring place if men and women where the same, right? We complete each other, without men and woman there is no 'us'. I for one believe aiming for 'us' instead of 'me and you' is the purpose of life, and the ultimate sign of love I often wonder how the world population grows when men insult women so often and vice versa. I guess we all love each other really!! Just how it should be
Mar 28, 2007, 8:50 am
#97
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Egham, Surrey, UK
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Posts: 3,416
Mar 28, 2007, 8:51 am
#98
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Manila, Philippines (MNL)
Programs: BAEC Gold [>20k Lifetime TPs] | Hilton Honors Lifetime Diamond [as is Mrs PtF] | Various Others
Posts: 6,156
Mar 28, 2007, 8:57 am
#99
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Mar 28, 2007, 9:01 am
#100
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Manila, Philippines (MNL)
Programs: BAEC Gold [>20k Lifetime TPs] | Hilton Honors Lifetime Diamond [as is Mrs PtF] | Various Others
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Mar 28, 2007, 9:01 am
#101
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Egham, Surrey, UK
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Mar 28, 2007, 9:19 am
#102
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Mar 28, 2007, 9:48 am
#103
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Egham, Surrey, UK
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Mar 28, 2007, 9:52 am
#104
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And yep, I've now hit that magical figure - yippeeeeeee
PS - only 14 more to catch up with you