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Old Oct 27, 2018, 3:52 pm
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Have you checked on the passenger gas emissions?

This is possibly the oddest thread I've seen on BA flyertalk for some time. Hopefully it will dissipate soon... rather like a fart.
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Old Oct 27, 2018, 6:33 pm
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just did one.... or is it two
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Old Oct 27, 2018, 7:01 pm
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Red face
Originally Posted by newyorklondon
A rarity for me to be in CW aisle seats (747, upper deck J), but I've had back-to-back farts in my face on two connecting flights from cabin crew leaning over to get to the A seats.

Has something changed in the crew meals? I didn't say anything. Mind you, neither did they.

Honi soit qui mal y pense etc...
Woao! You had very bad luck, i never suffer that experience.
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Old Oct 27, 2018, 8:57 pm
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I’m laughing so hard right now. Please keep the posts coming!
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Old Oct 27, 2018, 9:01 pm
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Originally Posted by LCY8737
A very loud "Excuse me, please don't fart in my face" would be in order. Otherwise your fellow passengers might suspect you

This would of been a ripper to.hear.


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Old Oct 27, 2018, 9:14 pm
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A loud protest like "you just farted in front of me"

would likely be met by an apology of 'I'm sorry was it your turn"
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Old Oct 27, 2018, 11:47 pm
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Male o’r Female?
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Old Oct 27, 2018, 11:55 pm
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They're not doing it on purpose! lol They're probably embarrassed.

Miss Manners says that you just have to pretend these things didn't happen.
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Old Oct 28, 2018, 12:40 am
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I usually blame my emotional support animal.
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Old Oct 28, 2018, 1:17 am
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Obviously crew love it when you press the service button. Maybe this is their new way of reacting?
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Old Oct 28, 2018, 1:19 am
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Originally Posted by WickedStepMother
I usually blame my emotional support animal.
I usually just pretend to stare disapprovingly at the person on the next seat...
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Old Oct 28, 2018, 1:29 am
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CIHY has remained ominously quiet; I smell a rat!
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Old Oct 28, 2018, 1:34 am
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Originally Posted by Finavia
Male o’r Female?
I'm glad to report BA was living up to its Equal Opportunities obligation, with gender parity on the flatulence front.
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Old Oct 28, 2018, 1:35 am
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Originally Posted by allturnleft
I smell a rat!
Oh, is that what the smell was?!
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Old Oct 28, 2018, 4:25 am
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Originally Posted by allturnleft
CIHY has remained ominously quiet; I smell a rat!
I am keeping out of it as I poo poo the whole story.
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