A quick joke
#1
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 8,796
A quick joke
>AIR CANADA AND WEST JET
> >
> >
> >Air Canada and West Jet decided to engage in a dragon boat race.
> >Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak
> >performance. On the big day they felt ready. West Jet won by a
> >mile. Afterward, the Air Canada team was discouraged by the
> >loss. Morale sagged.
> >
> >
> >Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing
> >defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to
> >investigate the problem and recommended corrective action. The
> >consultant's finding: The West Jet team had eight people rowing and
> > one person steering; the Air Canada team had one person owing and eight
> > people steering.
> >
> >
> >After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem,
> >the consultant firm (Proudfoot) concluded that too many people were
> >steering and not enough were rowing on the Air Canada team.
> >So as race day neared the following year, the Air Canada team's
> >management structure was completely reorganized. The new
> >structure: Four steering managers, three area steering managers
> >and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to
> >provide work incentive.
> >
> >
> >The next year West Jet won by two miles. Humiliated, Air Canada
> >laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a
> >bonus for discovering the problem.
> >
> >
> >Air Canada and West Jet decided to engage in a dragon boat race.
> >Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak
> >performance. On the big day they felt ready. West Jet won by a
> >mile. Afterward, the Air Canada team was discouraged by the
> >loss. Morale sagged.
> >
> >
> >Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing
> >defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to
> >investigate the problem and recommended corrective action. The
> >consultant's finding: The West Jet team had eight people rowing and
> > one person steering; the Air Canada team had one person owing and eight
> > people steering.
> >
> >
> >After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem,
> >the consultant firm (Proudfoot) concluded that too many people were
> >steering and not enough were rowing on the Air Canada team.
> >So as race day neared the following year, the Air Canada team's
> >management structure was completely reorganized. The new
> >structure: Four steering managers, three area steering managers
> >and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to
> >provide work incentive.
> >
> >
> >The next year West Jet won by two miles. Humiliated, Air Canada
> >laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a
> >bonus for discovering the problem.
#6
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: YVR
Posts: 9,998
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Sorry Ken but on this occasion you are wrong.!</font>

