Originally Posted by
goalie
i'll sue if you'll represent me

as i cannot conceive how the weight (and possibly the size) of my carry-on luggage will make amerika safe from ter'wrists and what the tsa would have to do determining that my 22" travelpro is a threat to our national s'kwerity

You've taken too many pucks... and I wonder if any of them were from me!!
Of course your 22" travelpro is a threat. And apparently also is every citizen. Especially those critical of our governmental, ahem,
organizations. There is nothing our vaunted leaders won't do to inconvenience us and make us feel that we're better for it. A disgrace indeed.