Hilarious thread
It's pretty hard to stuff up eggs, bacon and sausages and I recall it was fine on our one brekky visit (Sydney). Breakfast should be okay if you can do that.

Unlimited espresso made for a high-energy shopping session - happily just one big item purchase at 80% off.
Not a kitchen appliance, no Diningbuzz link that I can make.

For its target market - young singles, young families with kids, its a very good setup for usually nice looking stuff (as cheaply made as possible).