No - I'm happy with mine. It is when my husband refers to me as "Pucci Dearest" that I think that things have got somewhat out of control.
Re: Saprtacus.
Whichever of you wishes to be a Slave may apply to me. I'm easily pleased, First Class Travel is just one of the many benefits - the vacancy has occured due to the fact that the last one died of a good beating.