I don't know if any of you guys on here who are not from the UK have heard of a TV show called 'Little Britain' but there is a character on there called Vicky Pollard and she speaks exactly like the OP has posted. I can't read it without hearing her voice.
Click the link below for a sound clip - may not be suitable if you're at work.
http://www.fat-pie.com/VickyPollardSchool1.mp3
Last edited by GlennTheBaker; Mar 28, 2008 at 12:47 pm