Why do I feel we're all biting on a "Let's See How Many People Respond to This Made-up Post" contest? Or is the OP the same guy who wanted to know who to call at American to to get comped to first, served birthday cake, and have the FA's ask the passengers to sing to him on his big day?

In the event you are for real, are you really telling us that after staying for weeks at a hotel and claiming this great rapport with the front desk, you hid out in the weeds when the plat perks were overlooked, instead of just asking for the stinking amenity card? Of course somebody gets in trouble. That's the first mistake and just mean.