<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Spiff:
Lisa Simpson (paraphrased): "That's specious logic."
Homer: "What do you mean?"
Lisa: "This rock keeps tigers away."
Homer: "Really? How does it work?"
Lisa: "Well, I don't see any tigers around here, do you?"
Homer: "Hmmm... Lisa, I want to buy your rock!"
Spiff: "Hey, Norman! I got a rock to sell ya!"
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Too funny, Spiff!