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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 1:21 pm
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Originally Posted by UNITED959
The ability to fart on demand comes in handy for times like these.
Like the Steve Martin routine:
"Mind I smoke?"
"No, mind if I fart? It's one of my habits. I quit once for a year, you know, but I gained a lot of weight. It's hard to quit. You know, after sex I really have the urge to light one up."
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