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Old Dec 1, 2007 | 5:09 pm
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Originally Posted by mikey1003
Let's see. Uranium ore, adult toys and lingerie, tri meter and interesting books....Hummmmmmm
Homer (embarrassed to be buying fireworks): Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas. Ehhh... make it two.

Later, Marge goes through Homer's purchase.
Marge: "I don't know what you have planned tonight, but count me out."
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