Those wild and wacky TSA reps!
I fly out of the awful old Smith Terminal at DTW often. One of the few things I look forward to when departing DTW is the dude that looks like Archie Bunker that decides if you are going in the standard line or elite security line.
He squints at you with one eye, stares a few seconds to determine if you are a freak or something, checks out your ticket and literally GRUNTS and points to the line he wants you to go to.
Makes me laugh everytime. Any other TSA freaks out there?