I love how the "random" searches always mean the first person to board is selected.
What I also love about these asine searches is that if selected, by the time I get on board the overhead space may be gone. Look, I earn status so I can board early and ensure a place for my bag... and thanks to the TSA, sometimes it has to be gate checked (and claimed at baggage claim if on any mainline a/c, making things even worse).