(Shhh! When I showed MrLapLap the images of Maine Coons that's the one he picked up on and starting cooing over. I didn't have the heart to point out that the image title includes 'fake-giant-cat' in it. If I burst his dream now it will dribble down a distressing pet cemetery route, I don't need him sweating any more at night. At least it isn't a leopard or a giant bunny, so that's some progress.)