So I turn up at Caesars at midnight (2am in my head as I just arrived from ORD), check in to my Augustus Tower Deluxe Suite, and find that there's used soap in the bathroom, half a bottle of vodka on one bedside table, used massage oils on the other bedside table, chewed gum on top of the minibar thing, and just general crap left behind by the previous occupants. But, the bed was made (although obviously I don't know if they changed the sheets).

I called the manager at the front desk, who offered to move me to another room, but said I'd have to go down to the front desk to get the keys. Being very tired, I told her no thanks, but just don't let this happen again. She gave me a $50 food and beverage credit, and I ran a bath and went to sleep.

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