LOL - That's a real gem.
"Moody boarded the flight and asked, 'Where is the gay section?' He and three friends then proceeded to the back of the plane and began drinking heavily from a liquor supply in Moody's carry-on luggage, witnesses told air marshals."
My immediate reaction:
Oh, noes! LIQUIDS in his CARRY-ON!!1!!11!~one!!111!!!!!!
How'd he fit enough in a quart sized ziploc to get three people drunk?
Also,
"he declared bankruptcy in 1992. He owns a $685,000 home in Broward County."
Wha?
peace,
~Ben~