It won't get me a drink here either, if I am ID'd and that is what I present.

But it will get you a job with the TSA for I-9 purposes

FWIW, most folks do have a valid DL. You kind of need it to drive - unless your name is Paris.

BTW: I usually stay in (or near) Lahaina when visiting Maui County and venture out to the dining establishments on Front St at night. Added: Lovely island! In fact it is my favourite among the Hawaiian Islands.