Originally Posted by
Flying Lawyer
Well, do you remember that one:
German guy: Ich gehe nach Aldi (I go to a certain supermarket)
Turkish guy: zu Aldi, zu.... (to that certain supermarket)
German guy: Wie, Aldi schon zu? (Oh, are they already closed?)
The grammatical use of the word "nach" is really bad in the Ruhrpott area...