HotPants and free drinks? Maybe you should call it "Crazy Tino's Jetways"!

However, it is obvious that you are a master of free publicity. I can just see your inaugural flight now, Feminists at the ticket counter, protesting the "degradation" of women who have freely chosen to wear the hotpants. Sen. Dianne Feinstein standing in front of the TV cameras outside the terminal, decrying the "inevitable air rage" that will come from the free flowing booze on board!

Sign me up!