My first time? Hmmm...
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I was twelve years old, and just finishing up a piano lesson. My piano teacher, Ms. Smith, was looking at me kind of strangely. Suddenly, she walked over to me and...
</flashback>
Oh, my first time on FT? Well, that's a slightly different story.

I think some sort of altavista search lead me to FT, where I lurked for about 4 months, soaking up knowledge like a sponge. Now I'm hooked - to the detriment of my productivity at work, but my FF status and points have benefited enormously!
-Zombie-