Good afternoon Pucci - Goddess of the Skies
I note you have awarded Tomasz a Mucci for his household services to VC10 Boy, and having to put up with his nuances. As I am VC10's trusted PA - entrusted with his most valuable secrets, etc, am I to become a Mucci? I'm sure you will appreciate that the job is immensely trying when he flirts with BA crew continually, takes lunches with all and sundry - including Smirnoff, and posts his football preferences to everyone.
If I promise to get him to go by Segway next time, can I be a Mucci too?
PS - I promise to let you - and only you - know all the gossip