I am probably the last person in the world to fly the flag of restraint...but!

Marvella, y'all could have gotten that captain in a lot of trouble. They are REQUIRED to wear those caps...steal their shoes, their socks, their underwear, sure! Go for it!

But htey have certain contractual requirements with the airline, and while it ain't exactly being in the military, they do have to maintain certain standards of dress.

Bottom line: This is NOT FUNNY. How would you like to be doing an engagement and find a vital part of your (contractually *Required* )costume was missing?

Please tell Kitty Meow this was not a ha-ha. Please understand for yourself that this was not a ha-ha.

not funny.

at all.