<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by richard:
I've heard more jokes on Southwest during safety briefing:
"in event of sudden cabin depressurization...if you are seated next to a small child or someone acting like a small child, put your mask on first..."
These serve a positive purpose because you listen when you are expecting jokes instead of tuning out.</font>
"in the event of a loss of cabin pressure...if you are seated beside a small child secure your own mask then assist the child. if you are seated beside two small children, decide which one you love more."