No offense intended but I wasn't aware that any of you people listened to those announcements anyway. I'll be standing up there doing the demo (showing you how to buckle your seat belt, etc...) and look out and see about 100 eyes reading, looking out the window, playing in their purse, doing ANYTHING BUT looking at the demo. And that being the case, I never, EVER suspected anyone was listening. -- It's fun sometimes to throw a curve ball in your announcements just to see if anyone is paying attention. For instance, I like to say "it is a federal crime to tamper with or disable the smoke detectors or two way mirrors in the lavatories." - A couple people will usually look up from their books - the rest go right on doing what they were doing. ---- I'll have to keep in mind that you people really are listening......