When the guy next to you sits down – and within 3 minutes throws a fit like a two year old because the FA has not yet come over to take his $20 coat to the coat closet or offered him a drink.

When upon rising from your slumber in your flat bed seat with duvet and pajamas the FA is standing over you (gorgeous Asian) immediately asking if there is anything you need.

When you walk down the jet bridge and you see that your aircraft is painted in green and white.

When you board the airplane and discover the whole plane has only 6 luxurious seats and one FA - and the pilot comes out to personally explain the flight

When just at 38 thousand feet the pilot announces “ You will soon feel a small jolt as I turn on the afterburners so we can ascend to our cruising altitude of 50 thousand feet and Mach 2”

When you open your mileage statement and see that every last accrued air mile was used up for that one seat in F.

When everyone is ignoring the FA safety announcement to shut off electronic devices because they are soooo important they just HAVE to be on the cell phones and blackberries (crackberries) every free minute of the day.

When an attractive FA comes over and calls you by name asking what you’d like for dinner

When your seatmate is Ed McMahon

When you arrive late for checkin and the gate agent carries your bag and whisks you thru security and immigration and walks you all the way to your seat

When you cannot decide on entrees and the FA brings you both without asking

When you see the NBC reporter “To catch a predator” seated in what was your upgraded seat.

When the champagne never ends – nor the sunrise delights!


LUV this thread how fun ^