Originally Posted by mikeef
When I asked her why she didn't just put the lipstick in her pocket, she told me that she was afraid of what would happen if she got caught. I'd hate to live in that kind of fear.
These days, it seems rather appropriate that the last two lines of the first stanza of the national anthem of the United States,
The Star Spangled Banner...
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
...ends in a question mark.