I can imagine all the terrorists will start building their bombs and touching things in their safe houses and training camps with their toes only.

Better yet, someone should send them copies of Chertoff's fingerprints so they can make fingercaps that lay his prints on all of their dirty deeds.

Then, when US Visit is expanded to everyone (as is being planned) and Chertoff re-enters the country from abroad, he can be apprehended officially as the threat to our nation that he is.