Originally Posted by BamaVol
Don't expect a crowd at your wake.

Stop. That's mean. There will be a crowd...to make sure that he's actually dead.
I kid. I do most of those (not the really bad ones---e.g. slamming on brakes when being tailgated or using the shoulder to pass), and these are often a result of bad driving on the part of others that causes slightly more aggressive evasive action. I never have to do these things in Germany, or even Italy, where people actually know how to drive, though at times it may not seem like it.
Anyway, back to the OP. The craziest, weirdest, and simultaneously best traffic custom award goes to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Zeichen_282.png