Canarsie, we have a lot in common -- I was born and raised in Brooklyn, too.

I also spent quite a bit of time in Georgia this year -- at least I did until my UIG (Used Italian Girlfriend) realized I wasn't really going to enjoy the skiing.

(She figured that out during my last trip, in July. Her Godfather, Don Guido, strongly suggested that I restrict my future flights to Milan. I saw this as an offer I couldn't refuse.)

Dove ice cream is not bad at all, but I wouldn't recommend eating the soap.

And, to keep this letter on topic, I *would* recommend that anyone at Delta who uses the word "enhancement" should be required to wash his mouth out with soap.