I am sorry Bart, but it is harder to get a job at Taco Bell or McDonalds then to become a TSO.

Lets face the facts:
1. TSO officers don't know what 0+0
2. Since TSO officers are illegal citizens they only know how to say a few phrases in the English Language
:We recommend you take your shoes off
:You are going to secondary
:Let me see your ID
:I like what is in your bag, I am confiscating that
3: They think that New Mexico is an international destination

So why don't you just admit that it is easier to get a job at Taco Bell/McDonalds then to become a TSO