Sorry, Bart, those requirements are pretty much the same as working at McDonald's. Even McDonald's has areas to "ceritify" in. And as you said, the tests aren't that hard to certify.

You're obviously way overqualified for the job. However, seeing that they'll hire high school drop outs that worked as rent-a-cops for a year, it makes you wonder if these are the people we want protecting our freedoms. The work isn't terribly difficult, it can get boring and the pay isn't that great, so it's a catch 22 on getting good people.