You don't need a list to get a buy one get one free offer. Let me know when the printer leaves off the "buy one get one" phrase and it just says "free pizza".

Then I'll order 300. While you are at it just order 300 for everyone on the list.

Do you think they will punch my card 300 times as part of their frequent customer promotion? As a frequent customer do you think I will get the free soda that comes with a pizza order? If not, who do I write, William are you there?