I heard they're UPGRADING the deli meats within the next two months at my deli. They said I'd be the first to know what this means, but no word as of yet, though they promised to let me in on the UPGRADES to the meat selection about TWO MONTHS AGO.

I checked around, however, and I have a feeling that, because of the hoof-in-mouth and mad-cow scares, they'll actually be CUTTING our meat selection to fish and poultry only, while ADDING swiss cheese to the menu. They're going to RAISE the price of the sandwhiches aby $2.00 each, to cover the cost of the IMPROVED cheese selection, and meanwhile, my beloved roast beef is no longer going to be offered. I'm definitely going to switch delis if they try to pull this, and call it an UPGRADE in selection.

I have a feeling Bean's original post has something to do with this.