I read an article a while ago -- I think it was in the Wall Street Journal -- about how democratic flying is getting.

Well, sometimes, it goes too far. Apparently, some woman won a wet t-shirt contest while she was in Florida. She decided to demonstrate the, um, um, um, form, that allowed her to win that contest on the flight back.

Now while I've never seen that, I have seen a dirty old man make a point of dropping stuff when a very attractive flight attendant walked by so he could, um, um, um, enjoy the view. And she knew it, too. And boy, was she pissed.