<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by WinginIt:
I have many stories from when I worked as an aiport ticket/gate agent.
One that comes to mind.........Checking in a purple hair, elderly woman wearing her polyester Sunday's best.
Ticket agent - "You were reserved a window seat. Is that what you prefer?"
The woman pats her hair a bit and says very grandmotherly, "Oh no dear, I dont want a window seat. I just got my hair done. The wind will mess it up."
hmmmmm.........</font>
Just tell 'er not to worry, the window's broke and it doesn't go up.