<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by UAL Traveler:
Please Do Not Stand on the Seat. There was no English translation. It wasn't a joke.</font>
I saw a sticker in the back of a stall in CLE that said "Toilet camera for research purposes only" -- placed strategically about 2" above the flashing red light on the automatic flush assmebly.
Saw an official-looking 'NO STEP' sign over the toilet paper dispenser in another airport years ago (MCI or BOS, probably).