Originally Posted by BamaVol
But, southerners have taken to Ranch dressing like no other geography. In addition to topping salads, it is used on sandwiches, to fill baked potatos, for a dip, and for all I know, as a sunscreen.
Yeah, no kidding. Was just travelling in SoCal with an associate who hails form Georgia. So, one night we just go to a pizza joint for dinner and beer. We get some breaded mozzarella sticks to split as an appetizer.
Waitress: Marinara sauce for the mozzarella sticks?
Him: Do you have ranch dressing?
Waitress: Sure. Want that?
Him to me: Ranch okay?
Me: You effing kidding me? No.
Me to the waitress: We'll take marinara.
Him to me: ~all crooked eye and stuff looking at me~
Me to him: You're disgusting.