I don't drink, so I just order a Coke or a sparkling water.
For appetizer, I order the jumbo lump crabmeat or the Cesar Salad.
For main course, I go for the NY Strip or the Ribeye.
For sides I go for the creamed spinach and the hashbrowns.
For dessert, the Godiva Chocolate Cake.
Then I get rolled out of the restaurant.