I can't believe the way people behave in hotels. I propose that every time guests check into a hotel, they be given a Code of Conduct by which they will agree to abide. Within this code would be items like:

1. No blasting TV volume, especially after 10:00 PM
2. No letting guest room or stairway doors slam, at anytime!
3. If arriving to your room late with other guests, keep your voices down
4. No screaming while on the phone, whether cell or hotel phone
5. Keep the pacing in the room to a minimum; consider guests in the room beneath you
6. If you have children staying with you, you need to be with them when they are in places like the pool, jacuzzi or business center

The consequences for guests not abiding by these rules should be immediate and terminal execution.

There, that feels better. Thanks again Flyertalk! ^