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Jul 17, 2005 | 8:03 pm

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Helena Handbaskets

Join Date: Sep 2004

Location: (not Montana. Nor is my name really Helena, nor am I female)

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Originally Posted by USA_flyer

I was on my honeymoon last week in Prague staying at the Savoy.

Second night there someone knocks at the door. I ignore it until they knock again... so I answer it. Standing there is a man and a woman, bearing in mind I'm in my boxer shorts peering round the door, and there is a look of surprise on the womans face but never the less they head towards the door. I'm like "whoah!!" "Who are you guys?"

I get the quizical look and then "You call for escort yes?".

The penny drops, the hooker thinks I'm naked and ready for action

. "Um no, I didn't actually". The pimp pipes up "yes you did". By now I'm getting a little agitated... "Um NOOOOO, I'm married and on my honeymoon, you definitely have the wrong room"... (DOOR CLOSES FIRMLY).

Anyone else had uninvited guests show up, other than cockroaches?

This story also might make a good entry in the recent "Revenge" thread. (i.e., it suggests a way one might recompense a troublesome neighbor).

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