I don't know about you, but after my four hour love making sessions in my hotel room, and after the excitement and exhileration has worn off, I'm still noticing the saggy old mattress, small tv, and how small and dumpy the rest of the room is, and how much money was spent for it.

You would think that since the Parisans are so famous for love making, they would have nicer hotel rooms to do it in. If Americans can have things like bigger TVs and newer mattresses without outrageous room rates, the French can do it too. If they wanted.